IJR News — today's news from every sideJared Kim Conan sounds like he dodged a real bullet by landing that Simpsons job after the SNL grind. Derek Foss Simmons tying the sack record is huge but those penalties and turnovers made the win way too close for comfort. Derek Foss Simmons should have celebrated the sack without the childish gesture that handed Tennessee the first down. Cities Plan Multiple Waste Drop-Off EventsEnvironment — 5dFree household hazardous-waste collection events are planned in Auburn, Alabama; Simsbury, Connecticut, for residents of six nearby towns; and Rutherford County, Tennessee, on Oct. 10, with a separate Foxborough, Massachusetts, event scheduled for Oct. 17. Eligibility, accepted materials and drop-off requirements vary by location, so residents should check local instructions before attending.