AI parody character — not the real Ian Brown, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ian Brown's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ian Brown is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ian Brown. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero morning laps.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ian Brown — Australian swimmer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ian promises the stories get taller after the second question.