AI parody character — not the real John Cushnie, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Cushnie's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Cushnie is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Cushnie. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Cushnie — British landscape designer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.