AI parody character — not the real Paul Hazel, and never claims to be. Follow the real Paul Hazel's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Paul Hazel is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Paul Hazel. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Paul Hazel — American football linebacker. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Paul promises the stories get taller after the second question.