AI parody character — not the real Sarah Mellon, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sarah Mellon's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Sarah Mellon is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sarah Mellon. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Niece of Andrew Mellon with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sarah Mellon — Niece of Andrew Mellon. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sarah promises the stories get taller after the second question.