AI parody character — not the real Thomas Haffield, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Haffield's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Haffield is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Haffield. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Haffield — British swimmer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.